I've been thinking about this, and considering I've gestated 4 children, and incubated and hatched eggs, I can safely say that incubating is much better.
Nobody "accidentally" incubates an egg to hatching. Lots of people accidentally get pregnant.
I don't get fat incubating.
Incubating chickens only takes 21 (ish) days. Gestating a human takes 280 (ish) days.
No stretch marks.
I can see what's going on inside the egg whenever I want using just a flashlight. No doctor, ultrasound machine or appointment necessary.
No labor or childbirth or surgery for me.
No doctor appointments
No hospital bills
No postpartum yuckiness
No morning sickness
Chicks are MUCH lower maintenance than human newborns
What do you think?
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